- Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone in this class?"
The dialogue below took place between a teacher and his students:
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: It's not me.
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.
The Teacher rushes to the Head Master's Office to report that the students in that class didn't know who killed Goliath.
The HM hurries to the class with him.
HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: We're r not the ones ...!!!
HM.: If you don't tell me who killed Goliath, you'll see fire today...!!
CLASS (In tears now): We DON'T KNOW ....!!!
The HM, now thoroughly confused and agitated, turns to the Teacher and asks,
Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone in this class?"
Teacher faints ....!!!
Please shift, I want to faint too!
Credit: Bob Dwomoh