- So, after dinner, he said to his wife: ...
An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
This stunned the audience into silence. He added: "and she is my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
A man in the audience liked it so much that he decided to try it on his wife at home.
So, after dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
He paused for a moment as he vainly tried to recollect the second line….
He regained consciousness on a hospital bed with burning pains from the hot water his wife had drowned him in.
Credit: Branny Komeh