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On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

 I want to give it to my wife..!!'

 Lady: 'Don't give it to her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!’

 yellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyell

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

 Dear Parent,

 Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

 Parent's answer:

 Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him, Teach him......

 yellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyell

A cute excuse:

 Teacher- Why are you late?

 Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

 Teacher-So what makes you late if they were fighting?

 Student - One of my shoes was in my mom's hand

 yellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyell

Girl: What's the price of Galaxy Grand?

 Salesman: 60k

 Girl: OMG

 Girl: and iPhone?. .

 Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

 Girl: ????????????

Salesman: ????????????

 yellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyell

Wife: I hate that beggar.

 Husband: Why?

 Wife: He is a rascal, yesterday

 I gave him food, today he gave me a book on How to Cook!!!

 yellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyellyell

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

 Wife: Did you drink?

 Husband: No

 Wife: Idiot, then why are you typing on a suitcase?

 

Originally shared on Facebook by Naa Adaku Addo Golda

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