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'I need to poison my husband'

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A married woman entered a Pharmacy, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said: 'I would like to buy a FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS'.

The bewildered Pharmacist asked: 'Why? What for? The lady replied: 'I need it to poison my husband'.

The Pharmacist shouted: 'Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin.'

Absolutely not! shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed: 'Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription?'

Credit:G. K. Mude

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