The following conversation took place between a wife and her husband.

Wife: how would you describe me?

Husband: "abcdefghijk".

Wife: what does that mean?

Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, hot.

Wife: aww, thanks my darling but wat about "ijk".

Husband: “I’m just kidding".

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A beautiful and charming lady went to a hair salon to have her hair done.

I recently met Kofi, a boy of about 10 years crying bitterly somewhere on the streets of Accra New town.

I asked him the cause of his tears and he intimated that his mother had sent him with two GHs 5.00 notes with specific instructions to use one specific note to buy rice and the other note sugar from a nearby vendor.

Unfortunately, he had stopped to play with a couple of neighborhood friends and somehow got the notes mixed up and didn’t want to go home to face his mother’s rage since the notes have to be sorted out for the purchase.

Remember, he said, “One note for rice and the other for sugar.”

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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop, which was full of customers, and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house."

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