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Wed, Jun

The author - Frederick Ackumey

Dear Kwame A Plus,

Please do not subject your IQ to any further damage. It has suffered enough! If you truly love your country just about as much as I would presume, then please do us a big favour and go for a vasectomy. Aside your disgusting hypocrisy, we believe that people of Ghana also deserve the right to be spared the indignity of having to keep up with your dumb kids, given that there is a greater probability that you might pass on your traits onto the next generation.

LETTER TO NYABA: WE GROOMED SOMEONE'S CAT AND IT KILLED OUR MOUSE

Dear Nyaba,

Once upon a time, a cat had made the acquaintance of a mouse, and had said so much to her about the great love that he felt for her, that at last the mouse agreed that they should live together. "But we must make preparations for the rains, or else we shall suffer from hunger," said the cat, "and you, little mouse, cannot venture out everywhere, or in the end you will be caught in a trap."

Flowers on Westminister Bridge in memory of the victims.

Evil idiots,

I would normally begin my address or letter by greeting people using the Islamic greeting of peace but since you have chosen to declare war on all of us it would be wrong of me to extend this sacred greeting to you.