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On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

 I want to give it to my wife..!!'

 Lady: 'Don't give it to her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!’

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A letter from a teacher to a parent:

 Dear Parent,

 Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

 Parent's answer:

 Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him, Teach him......

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A cute excuse:

 Teacher- Why are you late?

 Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

 Teacher-So what makes you late if they were fighting?

 Student - One of my shoes was in my mom's hand

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Girl: What's the price of Galaxy Grand?

 Salesman: 60k

 Girl: OMG

 Girl: and iPhone?. .

 Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

 Girl: ????????????

Salesman: ????????????

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Wife: I hate that beggar.

 Husband: Why?

 Wife: He is a rascal, yesterday

 I gave him food, today he gave me a book on How to Cook!!!

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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

 Wife: Did you drink?

 Husband: No

 Wife: Idiot, then why are you typing on a suitcase?

 

Originally shared on Facebook by Naa Adaku Addo Golda


Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are some examples:

1. She is coming, isn't she?

2. They have eaten, haven't they?

Now, who can give me another example?

Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?

Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?

Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?

Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Óyá, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.

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Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?

Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u?

Kenny: NPP fanatics are drinking Kalyppo, kalyn't they?

You are now laughing. Laughin't u?

 

Originally shared on Facebook by Kenny S.

 

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS

Samantha Bee pulled no punches on Monday when it came to analyzing Donald Trump’s repugnant remarks about women.

The “Full Frontal” host unleashed her full fury on the GOP presidential nominee, who was recorded making lewd comments during a hot mic conversation with then “Access Hollywood” host Billy Bush in 2005.

Dubbing the brash businessman and Bush as “two leering dildos,” Bee said, “Oh yeah, I’m going in on this like a bitch.”

Bee highlighted Trump’s staggering hypocrisy by going through his subsequent apology video line-by-line. She then mocked all of the television networks that refused to use the word “pussy” in their coverage of the scandal by delivering her own “Vagina Monologue.”

 

Source: huffingtonpost

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