On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give it to her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!’
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him, Teach him......
A cute excuse:
Teacher- Why are you late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student - One of my shoes was in my mom's hand
Girl: What's the price of Galaxy Grand?
Girl: and iPhone?. .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Wife: He is a rascal, yesterday
I gave him food, today he gave me a book on How to Cook!!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did you drink?
Wife: Idiot, then why are you typing on a suitcase?
Originally shared on Facebook by Naa Adaku Addo Golda