A mentally challenged man arrived home one afternoon and met a thief making away with his broken 14 inch prized flat screen TV set that he had stuffed with old magazines and newspapers.
The thief sensing danger quickly took off with the TV, the mentally challenged looked around the room and picked up a small item and then took off after the thief.
Both men run as fast as they could, the thief eventually got exhausted and stopped and the man caught up to him.
Fool, said the mentally challenged man, look at how hard you made me run, all because you left the remote behind, here, take it with you!!