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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop, which was full of customers, and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house."

 

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SM


Dear Obaa Yaa,

 

I’m 26 and she is 24. I love her so much that I do everything for her.

I bought her an iPhone out of love while I keep using my Techno mobile.

I still get her GHS 5.00 worth of airtime daily even though she has never given me a call before.

When we are together she sometimes calls a certain number and tells him she loves him.

When I confront her she tells me she is just joking with the guy.

I’m confused. Should I increase the airtime to GHS 10.00?


Kwame,

Accra


Dear Papa,

My name is Joseph and I have been married for the past 6 years.

I live in New York, USA and my wife lives in Ghana. I haven't seen my wife for over a year and a half now. Papa, last night, my wife called me and told me she is now two months pregnant and she's sorry.

I don't understand why she is sorry. In fact, this is the happiest news I have ever received.

Joseph in the Bible did not sleep with his wife, she was impregnated by the Holy Spirit and they had Jesus Christ. History is repeating itself because my name is also Joseph. My wife should be happy because she is chosen to be the mother of the second Jesus.

Papa, my problem is should I relocate with my wife to Bethlehem or Jerusalem?

I want ideas for the perfect gift to get my faithful and holy wife for delivering such wonderful news.

Thanks in advance Papa for your advice.

Joseph

 

BD

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